Yeah bitch, magnets.
witnesstheabsurd:

$TEEN SHARK IN SODA OCEAN$

witnesstheabsurd:

$TEEN SHARK IN SODA OCEAN$

evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

lindsaylohoean:

who dat who dat? i-g-g-y

lindsaylohoean:

who dat who dat? i-g-g-y

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

kyliekenner:

KUWTK S09E14